June 2012
May 2012
When you see someone cute,
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
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When I lose my parents in the grocery store: →
When I was 10:
Now:
shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention
- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws intestines at police
Me at school
- me: i hate all of you
- me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
- me: holy fuck walk faster
- me: get smarter idiot
- me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times ill die
- me: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares k bitch





















